I have bad habits

This girl I used to work with has this live journal that is slowly taking control of my life. She and her new boyfriend provide some of the best entertainment online. She has no idea that someone in my office copies her daily ramblings and distributes it to half of our office. Then he repeats the same cycle with her boyfriends offerings. Genius. I am becoming very dependent on these daily updates and pray to god that they never stop. It makes the asshole in me feel better about myself.

Oh and the picture to the left here..... just an old friend.

Rejoice!

One of these days Pig is going to cut you into little pieces.

I am thankful ........

........because I can listen to music all day. All day I can drown out the co-workers that are less than desirable. Sounds like a simple thing to be thankful for but it really makes a huge difference. Maybe in the near future I can begin to elaborate on some of these characters. Christ, I might even devote this whole page to them. Thank you (Smog) for giving me 25 minutes of peace.

Pirates are neat....

Criag Wilson, Jack Wilson, Jason Bay, .... they are all neat.

WORD IS BORN.

Yummy!

I have moved on, I am tired of targeting my poor friend. I was searching through my pictures and was hoping for inspiration. Wow, did I ever find some. This picture makes me want to take a shit. My friend Josh eats this breakfast on the same morning every year. He even perfected the use of a bacon spoon to scoop up the extra gravy. Wonder what goes with a delicious morning treat like this? A good game of basketball with friends. My stomach would explode. I guess that has already happened to Josh and that is why he is able to do this every year. God bless.

Pals from my fridge......

Some old friends have come by for a visit. Billy Goo, Carton of Moo, even Carrot and Radish too.
A certain RKeys has promised to spread the word of Billy but I don't think he is trying hard enough. Don't make the PBK sad RKeys.... you dumb bastard.

ROB!!!

You have made god very angry.